Detextive

What is Detextive?


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The morning after a hard night of partying when one has to go through their text messages and piece together the activities from the night before. Taking the text clues and putting together what happened.

"Dude! I have to do some detextive work, I woke up this morning with a naked picture from a stranger!"

"After some detextive work I realized I slept in a bush for 2 hours and then walked to Rite-Aid alone."

See drunk, texting, detective, party


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