Detour

What is Detour?


1.

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.

1:

Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:

Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?

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