Detouring Yourself In The Mushroom Truck

What is Detouring Yourself In The Mushroom Truck?

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Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.

Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.

See mushroom, beat, off, jack, bathroom

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