Detroit Cumberbund

What is Detroit Cumberbund?


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The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.

Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

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