Detroit Piston

What is Detroit Piston?


1.

The act in which the male participant urinates directly into his female counterparts mouth, which she is not allowed to swallow. He then proceeds to face-fuck her in her urine filled mouth, with the ferocity of an automobile piston. This ideally occurs while the man is wearing a Chauncey Billups jersey.

Optional: When urinating in her mouth, go for the "3 point shot" by taking a few steps backwards for extra distance and accuracy (just like Chauncey).

Sarah: How was the game, babe?

Derek: Great! Chauncey Billups scored 35 points!

Sarah: Oh, that's awesome, hunny!

Derek: But no points were as big as this one. Open your fucking mouth you dirt-whore!

Sarah: Oh my! Why?

Derek: Because you are asking for a piston pump, you half-retarded hooker!

Sarah: Well, ok... (opens mouth and gets on knees)

Derek: How d'ya like theeat! (urinates in mouth) Hold it! Hooold it! Don't swallow! (proceeds to "Piston Pump" her mouth) Congratulations, you are now a "Detroit Piston (pissed in)"!

See hot lunch, urine, face fuck, finger blast, mississippi steamer, chilli dog, strawberry short cake


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