What is Detroit Soccer?
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A variant of soccer in which the other team is using your goalie for a doormat. Cleaning artifical turf out of your teeth and ad a cleat mark on the face are good signs that Detroit Soccer has been initiated. Also see
The game reverted to some Detroit Soccer when I cleated the left wing in the face.
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doing something dumb when fucked up on absinthe.
*John just drank a shit-ton of absinthe*
Matt: dude! John just absinthemindedly jumpe..
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An inexpensive whore who allows payment via insertion of coins into the anus.
You can spend $1.24 on Ryan, the local coin machine.
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