Detroit Soccer

What is Detroit Soccer?


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A variant of soccer in which the other team is using your goalie for a doormat. Cleaning artifical turf out of your teeth and ad a cleat mark on the face are good signs that Detroit Soccer has been initiated. Also see no quarter.

The game reverted to some Detroit Soccer when I cleated the left wing in the face.


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