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A crap that by the time you've turned to look at it has already disappeared down the U-bend
"Oh my God, did I just shit? That..
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N.- Many have entered; few have made it out without being accosted in some fashion.
Whether its tripping over piles of cheap vodka bot..
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If a houseguest, squatter or friend has left any take-away within your fridge for 36 hours or longer then the food is fair game and is f..
