Detroit Triathlon

What is Detroit Triathlon?

When you vomit, shit, and ejaculate semen all at the same time

Marcos: Ahhgfluhmmf!!

Adam: Woah! Did you just go through a Detroit Triathlon?

Marcos: Yeah. Now I have to go take a shower to get this mess off of me.

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