What is Detroit Triathlon?
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When you vomit, shit, and ejaculate semen all at the same time
Marcos: Ahhgfluhmmf!!
Adam: Woah! Did you just go through a Detroit Triathlon?
Marcos: Yeah. Now I have to go take a shower to get this mess off of me.
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