Deuce

What is Deuce?


1.

(verb) to shit; (noun) shit; (past tense) shitted or shat

(verb) Man, I gotta deuce bad.

(noun) You should have seen that deuce I dropped. It was man-sized.

(past tense) I just deuced, and it be stinkin' up the joint.

2.

later, goodbye. derived from peace, or peace out, as in throwing two fingers up when leaving.

see also: chunk the deuce, chunk, and chunk deuce

I'm out, deuce.

3.

Deuce = Number 2

Do the math people.

I'm gonna drop a deuce in your mouth.

See Shamen

4.

1.slang for the number 2

2.feces

3.an exclamation, popularized by cartoon character Stewie Griffin from popular TV series "Family Guy"

4.a 2 in poker lingo

"I'm goign to drop a deuce in your toilet, OK?"

"What the deuce?!"

"I got a pair of deuces."

See two, shit, poo, feces, crap

5.

1) (n) A "deuce deuce" is a .22 caliber handgun.

2) (n) 20 ounce of liquor.

"About to get loose with the deuce

deuce" -- Ice Cube (Gangsta fairytale II 1993).

See halla

6.

The second hit off of a new bowl or joint of marijuana.

-My weed bro, i got greens

-AAIIIGHT man then i got DEUCE

See weed, marijuana, greens, hit, joint, bowl, pipe, peice, bong, rankor

7.

Taking a #2, taking a shit

I ate a couple Crystal burgers and now I gotta drop a deuce!

See shit, poop, crap, #2, deuces


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