Deuce Shoes

What is Deuce Shoes?

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall

I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.

See deuce, crap, shit, shoes, dump

Microphony

1. A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something ridiculous into an available microphone. I can't believe Micha..

Two Fannies

1. Two Fannies is a condition some really fat girls suffer when they wear tight trousers. In fact just like a double camelsfoot! That fat ..

Fratchy

1. Stubble. Having not shaved one's face in a couple of days. Eww, you need to shave before I kiss you. You are such a fratchy boy!..

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