What is Deucemax?
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An extremely powerful laxative. Where other laxatives boast to be "Gently Effective," Deucemax is "Ruthlessly Efficient." Rectal bleeding is a sign that the drug is working.
Me and a bunch of friends took the Deucemax Challenge. We all lost.
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