What is Deutsch?
1.
A word referring to German people. It's pronounced "doitch," not "douche."
Slash: Hey can you drop me off at the bank douche?
Torch: Wtf I see how it is. Fine, go walk you douche.
Slash: Omfg i mean d-e-u-t-s-c-h.
Torch: Yeah, and deutsch you, too.
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2.
One who is very cool.
That Deutsch over there is so cool!
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3.
One who acts as an ass and is frequently termed a vagina.
That deutsch made fun of me and pissed me off in front of all my friends.
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4.
The German word for "German." Often used offensively as an insult to get Germans, German-Americans, German-Canadians, or any other permutation of Germans, to rile them up. Also mostly used to refer to them as Nazis.
"Hey, you deutsch, why don't you go kill some Jews?"
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