Devan Mortenson

What is Devan Mortenson?


1.

A Fuckin QUiter

ANy sport


68

Random Words:

1. The 6 P Rule stands for: Prior Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performace "When you next go to an interview, remember the 6 P rule..
1. a normal cow specifically bred to have 4 extra udders, making 8 in total. a noobla is a unique cow with 8 udders. *stops* 'dude...
1. President of Texas A&M University and soon to be Secretary of Defense. A Badass I saw Robert Gates get mugged once. It had been li..