Devan Mortenson

What is Devan Mortenson?


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A Fuckin QUiter

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1. shortened form of i'd let her touch my penis. this is said when a chick is hott "shes pretty fucking cute. I'd let her&q..
1. a friendlier version of douche bag. Oh my God! I can't believe you did that! You quafbag! See douche bag 1. a friendlier versio..
1. When a man sits on the toilet and the tip of his penis rubs against the cold inside of the bowl, or possibly even the water. This could ..