What is Devastatin Dave?
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The EPITOME of awesomeness! Pure 80s radicalness that no modern "hip-hopper" will ever be able to surpass. Spinnaaaaz, flavor of the week ebonics, MTV videos with bling and other faggotry are no match for the Dave and all his underground toughness. Dave punches a fist of raw fockin' FURY right through all that wankery.
Devastatin Dave nailed my sister and didn't give a fuck. ... and I still think he's AWESOME!
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A cranberry and vodka made flamingly gay by being held by a 6 foot guy who just damaged your vehicle and threw up in your sink.
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