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A New Year's Resolution that starts June 1st instead of January 1st. This is assuming the original act of self improvement has fail..
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A non-erect penis while wearing a condom.
Chick 1: Hey lets have sex
Dude 1: Girl, you so ugly you gave me a flop around fish
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A statement phrased like a compliment that is actually more condescending than flattering, generally coming from a beautiful French woma..
