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When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest.
Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night..
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A mysterious person that no one knows anything about, except that he's helping the band Crotchduster with their next album.
We hop..
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A mans "equipment", entailing the penis, and the balls or testicles.
"She kicked me right in the crack tackle!"..
