What is Devil Smurf?
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A mischievous blue sprite that should not be crossed. Gain the trust of this man and your world will forever be altered. Cross him and your universe will crumble in your very hands. Beware of his charms…they will lure you to his dark side with lusty desires. Once you’ve been subjected to his enchantments, it is useless to resist.
Devil Smurf fills you with strange appetites.
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