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The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hitin the five knuckle shuffle.
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1. When you do a shit and the toilet paper stays pure white after you wipe.
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When a woman takes a dump in a condom then places it into the freezer for a later time to pound her snatch with it.
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