What is Devon Valdez'd?
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Verb. Meaning to have been blessed at birth by genetics that makes one ridiculously attractive. Not to be confused with the literal devon valdez, but rather connotation of thus stated name.
Broad use in northern texas.
"Oh man, that girl is so hot she got devon valdez'd in the eye when she was born."
"Sweet jesus, what I would give to be devon valdez'd like that fine piece of ass over there."
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