What is Dewhead?
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A person stuck in the 80's...may have a mullet, tight jeans, sometimes pegged, comb in back pocket, listens to Def Leppard, and drinks Mountain Dew (in a glass bottle if available). Most often seen driving an old Camaro or Firebird. Watches Nascar and drinks cheap beer. The female form still has "mall hair" after all these years, curses like sailor, and still owns a Warrant CD.
"Look at all the dewheads in line for Poison tickets!"
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