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no wut i mean? as in excuse me sir or madam do you have a fucking clue as to the topic of which i am expounding upon?
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First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.
Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?
Husband: No..
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When something hurts so bad but tickles so good in a cute way.
last night i had rough intercourse with a tin foil condom and it made me..