What is Dexter Jones?
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The natural and complete evolution of "The Shocker". Consists of "all in the pink, all in the stink" alternating in varying degrees of penetrations-per-minute (PPM). No care is really given for pleasure or otherwise; to the contrary, it's merely performed for bragging rights at a later date.
How to perform the "Dexter Jones":
1. Make a fist. Make sure you tuck ur thumb. It might get in the way as PPMs increase.
2. Pummel at will. It is wise to warn the receiving party for beginners. Intermediate and beyond? Go for the five finger surprise.
Enjoy!
I met this random drunk chick at the club and ended up Dexter Jonesin' her behind the Hess station
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Random Words:
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A penis that rapidly changes between erect and flaccid without warning.
"Because he had a ficklestick, he was unable to pleasure a..
