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browsing a ladies genitalia nasally whilst being as drunk as a weeping clam
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The act of shitting into a condom and freezing it and later using it as a dildo.
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The act of ejaculating on your partners face while he/she sleeps, screaming "morning sunshine" to wake them up.
I was awaken ..