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A friendship thats only true to half the people involved.
Josh thought Craig was really friends with him, but realized it was a one-way..
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Volcanic Nutella is a case of the shits so bad its like shitting a stream of molasses made of battery acid, yet so sparodic, that when y..
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The sh*t that gets stuck under the keys in your keyboard.
I shouldn't have eaten that delicious Chipotle burrito over my keyboard...