Random Words:
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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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uk slang for penis and balls.
Because they are a guarded treasure.
he got kicked in the crown jewels..
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a strong whisky
also known as 'jd'
bartender = wot can i get ya
punter = yeh il hav a jackdaniels n coke please bartender
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