What is Dflds?
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pronounced "diffeldus". Don't Feel Like Doing Shit. An important sounding word for the times you just don't feel like doing anything, i.e. - going to work, taking out the trash, etc...
John: I heard that Bob isn't coming in to work.
Mary: Yeah, he told the boss that he had an extreme case of dflds.
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A joke nickname given to rapper Flavor Flav by his loving fans.
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a frantic hand-job, usually done when sex is not feasible and risk of getting caught is high
I gave him a sporty jerk in his bathroom b..