What is Dflds?
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pronounced "diffeldus". Don't Feel Like Doing Shit. An important sounding word for the times you just don't feel like doing anything, i.e. - going to work, taking out the trash, etc...
John: I heard that Bob isn't coming in to work.
Mary: Yeah, he told the boss that he had an extreme case of dflds.
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When a girl is eating out your ass and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell "Surprise!!!"
Bradley decided he was go..