Df2lmb

What is Df2lmb?


1.

Abbreviation for the phrase: Don't Forget 2 Lick My Boner.

Usually a farewell statement at the end of a conversation. Rather than saying "Goodbye!" You can Say, "Don't forget to lick my boner!" Or to further confuse the other person, it can be abbreviated to "DF2LMB"

---ring---ring---ring---

Son: Hello?

Mom: Son, could you pick me up a loaf of bread on yer way home?

Son: Sure, mom, no problem.

Mom: Ok, son, thanks! See you soon.

Son: Yer welcome, mom. DF2LMB!

Mom: What the fu---

---click---

See don't, forget, lick, boner, farewell, goodbye


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