Dfs Edit Meaning

1.

Don't FUCKING stress.

A term used frequently by failing students during the summer time.

Usually in relation to coursework/exams/ deadlines.

Future lawyer: Oh Lord I have five papers due by Friday, i'm going to die...

Future pimp: dFs man...

See lol, stress, exams, relax, fail

2.

DFS can mean desperate for sex.

'you're so dfs (desperate for sex)'

See dfs, sex, so, desperate, you're

3.

Dumb Fuck Syndrome

Holy shit this guy has DFS

4.

Depressed Faggot Syndrome.

A fag or very gay man feels less faggosh or gay and goes to another man for couch. Except this does not work, he is a fag of course. Spreads from one fag to the next.

Spreadable social virus caused by one divafag trying to out diva another fag causing the fag to be outdivad and find another diva fag.

I was at the rich people's party in Northampton and saw a mild case of DFS was going around then made an exit.

Casey went to a tensed heated male strip club and couldn't figure out why she couldn't get action. Case was there was DFS going around.

See world, men, two, tangle, toys, beer, alot

5.

Designated D.U.F.F. Snatcher- The friend in the group that always seems to grab the D.U.F.F. (Designated Ugly Fat Friend)

Also See: WingMan

"Dude, who is going to wingman tonight?"

"Tommy is. Hes always the DFS"

See duff, wingman, d.u.f.f., dude

6.

Distributed File System

DFS is neat.

7.

DFS

short for Doucher Face Syndrome

When you don't even know a guy, but you can already tell that he is a douchebag.

i.e.

any guy that wears his collar popped, has a barbed wire tatoo on his arm, or wears designer clothes to impress girls, etc...

At a party...

guy #1- do you know who that is?

guy #2- i have no clue, but he looks like he has major DFS

See asshole, douchebag, fag, jerk, asswipe