Dftm

What is Dftm?

1.

Don't Fuckin' Text Me.

Originated by: Vinnie Brand the Comedian.

Lets say you pick up your phone and are annoyed by what text you may come across, you may simply respond with DFTM. Problem solved.

See fuck off, fuck you, shut up, leave me alone

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