What is Dfuf?
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Designated fat or ugly friend. everyone has one, if you don't then you are one, don't try and lie to yourself. they make you look prettier and skinnier and appear smarter by comparison.
gods greatest inventions. Usually only contributing feature is their unattractiveness.
Livvy: 'i wish Brandon would notice me, but i'm just too fat and ugly and stupid.'
Kate: 'its OK, you just need to get yourself a DFUF. You are mine and because of your insignificance and hideousness, i haven't been without a boyfriend since we've been friends. You're a real asset'
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A person that is assy by nature that tends to switch sides constantly in arguments in order to antagonize both parties to keep the argum..
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Dump a load of gizzm all over the slut.
Hey Dude, did you dump the yogurt truck last night??
Yeah man, she loved it!
See rusty trumbo..
