What is Dgs?
1.
Dartford Grammar School, in Kent. DON'T even THINK about going there. I can give you ten reasons to go to Gravesend Grammar School instead, I've been to both after all. Fo' sho'.
Go to DGS and you'll regret it. Guaranteed!
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2.
"Don't Give a Shit" syndrome.
Characterized by a complete lack of interest in putting any effort forward.
Similiar to
Ever since Roy was diagnosed with DGS, he's been quite a loaf.
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Diminished Gluteal Syndrome. A rare case where you reach a certain age and you have no ass no more. Imagine a frog that stood up and put on a pair of pants...NO ASS...
Kind of the hill (Frank Hill) has DGS.
Usually old white men suffer from DGS. Unlike niggers who are equipped with oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for them to sit around all day doing nothing for their entire life
I can't sit no more...I have no ass. My DGS is really troublesome