What is Dhapmng?
1.
The act of "dry humping a pretty much naked girl." Most often used as an alternative to the camel-toe slide by the overly cautious and by those posessing he-man megasperm capable of impregnating a woman at 40 paces.
Known to induce strangely satisfying orgasms and pregnancy scares amongst 14 year olds, and socially inept quasi-virgins.
"I was DHAPMNG, but I had on underwear and jeans. I pulled away about halfway during ejaculation. She's not on any birth control and I have a tendency to get paranoid about these sorts of things."
See
Random Words:
1.
Internet attention.
Hey Billy, check out Sasha uploading pictures of her latest boob job to Facebook. She's desperate for interten..
1.
(n) a car bombing
circa 1950's
after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up ..
