Dhapmng

What is Dhapmng?


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The act of "dry humping a pretty much naked girl." Most often used as an alternative to the camel-toe slide by the overly cautious and by those posessing he-man megasperm capable of impregnating a woman at 40 paces.

Known to induce strangely satisfying orgasms and pregnancy scares amongst 14 year olds, and socially inept quasi-virgins.

"I was DHAPMNG, but I had on underwear and jeans. I pulled away about halfway during ejaculation. She's not on any birth control and I have a tendency to get paranoid about these sorts of things."

See dry hump, hump, dry sex, camel toe slide, virgin


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