What is Dhp?
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dry hairy pussy
dude don't touch that girl she's DHP
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A slang term used by cops for Tim Horton's, meaning dead hockey player.
I was over at the DHP getting a coffee.
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A DHP is a Desperate Homosexual Predator and can be found mainly around the Blackpool ( south shore) area. You can spot a DHP lurking in the dark corners of Pepes gay bar and also in flamingoes, hiding in the toilets. The way to trap a DHP is to put some sushi/nigella cookbook/a horse figurine with wings into a bear trap and to wait. Be warned, DHP's are highly aggressive and will bite your hiney
Police officer: We've got a DHP, repeat a DHP on the lose, in the mens underwear section.
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A unique phallac organ in which the glans protrudes far more than normal, giving a swollen or tumerous appearance. The only current known infectee is David, though those who know of it refer to it as DHP. The true cause is unknown, though similar symptoms may present from swelling injuries of the groin area.
"That one isn't just swollen, it's suffering from DHP..."
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A Fat Mofo. Also Known As Fatty McFatfat, The Goodyear Blimp, And Doughboy
-The Goodyear Blimp Needs To Stay On His Server Longer
-Fatty McFatfat is so fat, he sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
-Wheres Doughboy? Probably Eating.
