What is Dia-binky?
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Diarrhea in sudden onset ususally taking place in the worst environment possible, and continuing in spasms of unpredictable timing, causing the afflictee to remain on or near a toilet for nearly a day.
Origin: Named after a sweet cat plagued with chronic recurring diarrhea, whose condition prevented true bonding or adoption of any kind.
"Hours after leaving the Tai restaurant, I was on the road when suddenly, I had to pull into the nearest rest-stop to prevent peanut curry sauce from ejecting all over my upholstery. It was the filthiest restroom I'd ever been in, but the dia-Binky was so urgent I was trapped there, sweating and mewling for hours."
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