What is Dialapse?
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The act of calling someone on the phone, but by the time they answer, being unable to remember who they are, or why you were calling them in the first place.
"I'm sorry, I'm experiencing a dialapse, this is <state your name>, could you please tell me who you are, and what business I might have with you?"
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noun
1) Aggressive redneck dickheads with an IQ marginally higher than their temperatures. Queenslanders tend to consume a shitty bee..
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When someone is taking forever to do something. And it seems like your wasting your life waiting for them
John:Dude i gotta take a dump..