What is Dialapse?
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The act of calling someone on the phone, but by the time they answer, being unable to remember who they are, or why you were calling them in the first place.
"I'm sorry, I'm experiencing a dialapse, this is <state your name>, could you please tell me who you are, and what business I might have with you?"
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Someone who farts a lot.
Some noisebottom made life very unpleasant for everyone on the subway this afternoon.
See flatulence, farting..
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Updating clocks 30 minutes to circumvent the whole DST farce.
Why dont we just change clocks 30 minutes right now, and get it over with..
