What is Dialapse?
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The act of calling someone on the phone, but by the time they answer, being unable to remember who they are, or why you were calling them in the first place.
"I'm sorry, I'm experiencing a dialapse, this is <state your name>, could you please tell me who you are, and what business I might have with you?"
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Random Words:
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Telling someone not to get rude or not to try and start beef.
Oi bruv don't chuck it yeah
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