Dial-a-tune

What is Dial-a-tune?

Slang for tech support. Comes from the fact that you usually are put on hold and it plays a musical tune while you wait.

"If you're calling to report a problem, press 1 now."

*Presses one*

"Please hold."

*Song starts*

"Goddamn dial-a-tune!"

See tech support, phone, telemarketer, hold, muzak

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