What is Dialing While Intoxicated?
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similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.
I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.
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The suit you wear to divert your employer's attention from the fact that you stumbled in hours late still reeking of booze
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