What is Dialing While Intoxicated?
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similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.
I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.
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The euphoric feeling of being the first to open a jar of peanut butter and seeing an untouched surface.
Marlon had a moment of Jiffy lu..
