What is Dialing While Intoxicated?
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similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.
I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.
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A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.
Bill: "Dude did you see Justins ..
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When after jacking off you cum on yourself and let it dry.
"I fell asleep last night after jerkin' it and accidently gave mys..
