Dialling Wand

What is Dialling Wand?


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Essential accessory forfat-fingered people, enabling them tooperate thenumeric keypad ofa phone.

Recorded voice: "Sorry, but the fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a dialling wand, please mash the keypad repeatedly after the tone." *BEEP*


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