What is Dial-up Bowl?
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An area of the United States usually in the southern states where very few people have access to high-speed internet, their only option often being slow ass dial-up.
No online gaming.
Overnight downloads.
No online gaming.
30-minute Wikipedia page wait.
No online gaming.
...It sucks livin' in the Dial-up Bowl...
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When a bikini clad girl has such a large bush that it protrudes out from her swimsuit and is clearly visible.
Man, check out the ZZ Top..