What is Dial-up Bowl?
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An area of the United States usually in the southern states where very few people have access to high-speed internet, their only option often being slow ass dial-up.
No online gaming.
Overnight downloads.
No online gaming.
30-minute Wikipedia page wait.
No online gaming.
...It sucks livin' in the Dial-up Bowl...
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Rolled-up dollar bill with telltale white coke residue.
Nearly every 20-dollar bill in Las Vegas has cocaine residue on it. This is bec..