Diamond Bar

What is Diamond Bar?


1.

Place near LA that is filled with asians

There are so many damn asians living in Diamond Bar. They are like freakin ants.

2.

Diamond Bar is a typical suburban bubble. Abnormally clean and postiviely nothing to do. Except loitering at the Starbuck's on Grand. If you're that desperate.

Diamond Bar's population is about half Asian (mostly Korean and Chinese) and the other half is mostly white. Recently, more white families have been moving to areas even less desirable than Diamond Bar. Areas like Fontana and Corona. This is due in part to a) the increasingly high cost of living in Diamond Bar and b) many white families would like to live in areas with more white families and less Asian families. Because they fear yellow fever. It's like what happened in the mid-twentieth century when white people fled from urban areas to "escape" the influx of blacks. That's Diamond Bar.

Girl 1: Let's go hang out at Starbucks and sit on the curb and smoke cigarettes. It'll be totally bad-ass.

Girl 2: Cool.

Boy 1: Ok. Hold on, I have to ask my mom for some money first.

3.

A small town near LA with an overflowing Asian population. Recently, white families have moved out becuase they cannot compete academically with the hardened sweatshop-whipped asian kids. Nothing interesting ever happens in Diamond Bar because the whole population is busy playing WoW. Occasionally, there are Asian kids playing around with fireworks in public or private places. There is also a lair of witches, which people commonly refer to as 'The Library', which is a common misconception, as the old, obese ladies who work there are actually witches, disguised as librarians so they can attract and eat children.

Guy 1: Yo dude. Let's go chill at 'The Library' in Diamond Bar. That would be badass!

Guy 2: No screw that. Let's go set off some fireworks!

Guy 3: You guys are both stupid. Let's just go home and play WoW until our eyes fall out.

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