Diamond Wood

What is Diamond Wood?

An unsually firm erection, comparable to the hardness of diamonds, sometimes caused by Recreational use of Viagra.

"dude I had diamond wood for like, five hours after we went to that strip club."

See boner, erection, wood, ed

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