Diamonds

What is Diamonds?


1.

Very expensive carbon. Often used in rings, but also used in drills and other things.

Nothing says I care to a woman like a piece of cut carbon mined by slave children in Angola. Aka a diamond.

2.

A form of currency that men use to reimburse women for sex.

John gave Jane a diamond ring last night and now she is little more than a dirty prostitute.

3.

That will shut her up.

Diamonds are forever.

See ring, engaged, married, wife, death

4.

Known as girls' best friend

Girl: Honey can you buy that diamond ring for me?

Mike: No!

Girl: Cheapass povo SOB!

5.

The gift she really wants.

1K studs are Three ninety-nine

I don't have any money

6.

a pimp's best friend

I gave a pimp a goblet made of diamonds for his birthday. Showing his platinum teeth with a diamond in each one he gave a graceful smile.

7.

a girls best friend *wink*

"a kiss on the hand may be quite continental but diamonds are a girls best friend"


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