What is Diamonds?
1.
Very expensive carbon. Often used in rings, but also used in drills and other things.
Nothing says I care to a woman like a piece of cut carbon mined by slave children in Angola. Aka a diamond.
2.
A form of currency that men use to reimburse women for sex.
John gave Jane a diamond ring last night and now she is little more than a dirty prostitute.
3.
That will shut her up.
Diamonds are forever.
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4.
Known as girls' best friend
Girl: Honey can you buy that diamond ring for me?
Mike: No!
Girl: Cheapass povo SOB!
5.
The gift she really wants.
1K studs are Three ninety-nine
I don't have any money
6.
a pimp's best friend
I gave a pimp a goblet made of diamonds for his birthday. Showing his platinum teeth with a diamond in each one he gave a graceful smile.
7.
a girls best friend *wink*
"a kiss on the hand may be quite continental but diamonds are a girls best friend"
