Diane Edit Meaning

1.

Someone who can get naked in 2.59 seconds.

Be quick and make like a Diane!

2.

A beautiful woman with incredible breasts who I was lucky enough to marry.

Wow there goes Diane! Look at those breasts!

3.

someone that is the most beautiful girl in the world and really awesome

David is madly in love with Diane

See diana, beautiful, awesome, amazing

4.

Someone amazingly beautiful, who's smart, funny, great to be around, and just overall perfect. They tend to be extremely pretty, irresistable, and easy to fall in love with.

Diane is so perfect that Max fell in love with her.

See pretty, sexy, loveable, diane, max, perfect, amazing, love, hot

5.

freakingly awesome girl who is a motherfucking dino!

That Diane chick is pretty fucking radd. she is like hella bomb to the core.

See diane, crazy, boob, monster, dino

6.

a cheap prostitute/ a name for your friends hot mom

Jim- Hey man what are you doing today?

Bob- Diane!

Jim- Nice!

John- You know whos really hot? Jack's mom.

Hank- I no dude, i'd like to stick my gun on her rack!

(enter Jack)

Jack- who you guys talking about?

John- Oh... just this girl we know named Diane

See hoes, prostitute, bitches, hot

7.

A mother who is way over protective. calls to check up around 8. makes sure hes home by 10:30, if home later than that she grounds the child. calls up childs friends parents if child friend does not want to be friends with her chil.This extreme paranoia is due to insufficient amounts of income. another word for pysco bitch.

Example 1

Nate: (on the phone) but momm! its only like 8:30!

*yells and screams over the phone*

Friend: Nate wats wrong?

Nate: Mom said that i have to be home in 15 minutes and if im not shes gonna call ur parents to see where i am and she also said that ill never be allowed to hang out again with you.

Friend: Dude wtf were 20 minutes away have ur mom pick you up

Nate: dude she said that im ur responsibility because she doesnt feel like paying for gas, i guess ill never see u again after this incident.

Friend: dude ur mom is such a DIANE

Nate: ya

Example 2

mom: Boys its time for lunch come on down

friend: o smells good, what are we having?

mom: we? you mean my boy? here ill tell you what, ill let u eat if u pay for my childs lunch tmow

child: mom can't we jus fee-

mom: NO!

friend: fine

(after lunch)

friend:your moms such a diane.

See annoying, mom, bitch, dick, ass hole, scary