Diaperwhipped

What is Diaperwhipped?

The state of being a parent completely dominated and controlled by one's children. The parental equivalent of pussywhipped.

"Joe and Jane are such diaperwhipped pushovers they pitched a fit when the chef at Spago wouldn't make Kraft mac and cheese for their kid."

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