What is Diarrhea?
1.
Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don't get blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over.
My diarrhea is so bad that I couldn't walk for five days afterwards.
2.
When you piss out your asshole
After what seemed like hours of stomach cramps at school, Jason was finally able to go home and launch his lava-like diarrhea into his beautiful porcelain throne.
3.
Liquid
The bad side effect of eating anything from
Rhymes with
Aw MAN!!! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my
underwear .
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4.
A poop smoothie.
Diarrhea is nothing more than a poop smoothie.
5.
Poopy shooting out of the butt at high velocities in a liquid state. Smells too
When you're playing with you monkey and you feel something funny, Diarrhea!
6.
Tabasco sauce on your anus while you poop
10 slices of pepperoni pizza, 4 pieces of chicken, 2 cups of kool aid and I was expecting a huge weight gain. All I got was diarrhea!
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7.
A chemical dye that is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products.
Alex Trebek : "For eight hundred dollars. . .this chemical dye is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products."
(Peter quickly buzzes in.)
Peter Griffin: "Diarrhea."
(The audience laughs.)
Peter Griffin: "What? Oh oh oh, sorry. What is diarrhea?"
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