What is Dibble?
1.
After Officer Dibble from the legendary Topcat cartoons. Manchester based slang for the police
"We best get off, the dibble are coming!"
2.
A verb
Too nibble on a dick
Guy 1: Hey man... are you crying?
Guy 2: Yeah... my girlfriend dibbled me too hard
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3.
The Police.
'ere Danny, the dibble are here, shall I tell them that you've moved out?'
4.
A Dibble is a person who will take any situation and add a shit ton of kegs and thousands of people to try and sound cool when we all know that he's a douchebag.
Also used for scalar quantities.
"I went to UConn to visit my cousin and there was a party in the parking lot with like, 85 kegs welded to a truck. They tapped the kegs through the truck. Dude, there were huge black guys flipping trucks and shit and there were like... 10,000 people."
"On a scale of 1-Dibble, that story is a Dibble. Dude you're such a douche-dibble."
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5.
Referring to people like Dustin Dibbles, a man who lost his leg after drunkenly stumbling onto the path of an oncoming subway train and was awarded $2.33 million for having 35% responsibility for the accident.
Singular - A person that does stupid things without taking responsibility and blames those who have to pay for their consequences
Plural - Those who do stupid things and blame others who have to suffer consequences because of their stupidity
1. "People that do stupid shit and don't take responsibility for their own actions and other people have to pay for them"
- sxephil from youtube
2. Look what you did, you dibble
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6.
A short form for
Claudia: "Hey, Stacey, look at these earrings I made."
Stacey: "Wow, Claud! Those are dibble!"
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7.
Noun: Police officer. Taken from the US Cartoon, Top Cat, where the local cop is called Officer Dibble. Used in Northwest England.
"I'm waiting for the dibble."
