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A used condom found floating up on the beach.
We enjoyed a nice barefoot stroll on the beach until I felt the sickening squish of a Lon..
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A clever way to tell someone to either shut up or speed up the process.
A: Guess what I did yesterday, I went swimming and had fun....
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Playing with your penis, masturbating.
I walked in on my brother yanking his doodle.
See masturbating, jerk off..