What is Diche?
1.
A descriptive and exclamatory adjecive used to describe any person, situation, or thing which is by nature either exceedingly baller or unparalleled in clout.
Anything that is "diche" is characteristically massive in quantity, superior in quality, and masterful in delivery. On a scale from one to ten, "diche" actually converts from numbers to the letters O.G.
Dead Guy at the Perly Gates: "After I found the briefcase of money, just before my lawyer called me to tell me I won both my marital AND corporate lawsuits, I got run over by a city bus."
God: "God! that's so un-dicheful. Let him in."
OR (as an exclamatory adjective)
Dude#1: "Not only did I escape away with the drugs, but the cop cars behind me crashed into each other and the piglets inside were sent flying through their windshields!"
Dude#2: "Diche!!"
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2.
(pronounced as dish)
a mix between a dick and a douche.
a guy who is a real asshole.
wow sam is such a dish. i mean hes so much a dish he is a full course meal.
3.
A clever blend of the words
SexyladyXXX72: Dude, if you liked that movie you're a stupid dumbass faggot.
Lingleberries: Stop being a diche, GTFO.
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4.
Pronounced "dish"
A person who sucks so bad that they are a dick and a douche combined.
The new guy is a diche!
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5.
1)more than one douche
2)A box containing 2 or more tools known as douche
"Look at all the diche in that girl's closet"
"You 3 are diche. I freaking hate you all"
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6.
The crossover between a douche and a dick. (insult)
That guy Gary is a big diche.
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7.
This is a combination of two seperate words. Douchebag and Bitch. Can be used towards both guys and girls.
Father: Who ate all the fucking Gram Crackers you cunts!?!?
Children: Not us dad!
Father: Lying diches, I ought to beat the fuck out of you right now.
(Beating follows)
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