Dicitus

What is Dicitus?

A condition where the sufferer uncontrollably refers to dictionary definitions of words they use.

Everyone in the department has contracted Dicitus and subsequently Waterstones has sold out dictionaries

Awkward Tent

1. A sign formed by holding arms above head in a vague tent shape. The Awkward Tent is where you go to hide when things get awkward. Inside..

Car To Bar Shoes

1. Shoes which look great in the shops but walking around in can be painful. Therefore they are good only for going from a car (ie Taxi) di..

Moron

1. Another word for George W Bush. Someone who lacks one shred of intellectual curiosity. Someone who uses the word 'misunderestimated..

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