Dick Assed Edit Meaning

1. That feeling of wanting to open the package of and play with the new toy you just bought. I've got a huge yaizo for this new PS2 g..

1. A Magic The Gathering card, as well as a common game handle tag. The MT:G card, "Crosis the Purger", is part of a few dragon s..

1. To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool. I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..